article roundup: 20210418

Parsing the Infamous Japanese Postal CSV
Filed under: funny, programming

tc39/proposal-pattern-matching: Pattern matching syntax for ECMAScript
Filed under: programming, js

Filed under: art, culture, funny, skateboarding

Strong Bad Emails and Homestar Runner videos will always be funny – Polygon
Filed under: internet-history, comedy

Embrace the Grind – Jacob Kaplan-Moss
Filed under: career, programming

GrilloPress – Don’t let your design system seem complete
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Watch this bittersweet video of the Philadelphia Inquirer printing press’s final run | Boing Boing
Filed under: philly, sad

Hiker Rescued After Man Uses Photo to Pinpoint His Location – The New York Times
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Mac Chimes of Death – 512 Pixels
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After months on lam, slaughterhouse escapee beefalo caught

Police said the beefalo will be heading to Massachusetts for a veterinary exam and will then be sent to the Critter Critter Creek Farm Sanctuary in Gainesville, Florida.

History of the word “tea”: How the word “tea” spread over land and sea — Quartz
Filed under: history, language, cool

dekuNukem/bobcassetterewinder: Renew and Refill Bob Cassette for a fraction of the cost!
Filed under: awesome, re, hardware

Team Canada’s Olympic Uniforms Are the Wrong Kind of Canadian Tuxedo | GQ
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A top audio engineer explains NPR’s signature sound | Current
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Jon Erlichman on Twitter: “Blockbuster stores over 30 years:” / Twitter
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